November 30, 2010

QB Meltdown

1 comment:

Jahn said...

OF PIP's, TIFF's & ALL THINGS WORCESTER


PIP:
NOUN:
1 : a disorder of a bird marked by formation of a scale or crust on the tongue b : the scale or crust of this disorder

2 : any of various human ailments; especially : a slight nonspecific disorder b chiefly British : a feeling of irritation or annoyance

3 : one of the dots used on dice and dominoes to indicate numerical value

4 : an individual rootstock of the lily of the valley

5 : a diamond-shaped insignia of rank worn by a second lieutenant, lieutenant, or captain in the British army

PIP:
VERB:
1. : to break through the shell of the egg
transitive verb
2. : to break open (the shell of an egg) in hatching



TIFF:

1 : noun: a petty quarrel

2: : verb: to have a petty quarrel.


WTH DO I EVEN BEGIN WITH THIS PIP ISSUE?

WORC HAS SUCH AN ABUNDANCE OF PIP PEOPLE THAT WE HAVE 2 SOCIAL SERVICE AGENCIES FIGHTING AND COMPETING TO PROVIDE SOCIAL SERVIVES TO THESE HOBOS. GOD HELP THIS CITY

THE INFIGHTING HAS REACHED SUCH A TIPPING POINT THAT IF ANY FURTHER DIFFERENCES ARISE THE CITY HAS ALREADY SET UP WHAT IS BASICALLY A MEDIATION PANEL COMPRISED OF A BIG WIG WORCESTER CEO, A POWERFUL CITY LAWYER, AND AN UNNAMED PERSON FROM CITY HALL.

And ooh. also a shelter that:

a. currently house 50 hobos per night,

b. is set up to house 88 hobos, and

c. is known to house twice the 88 number on cold winter nights


WILL NOW BE TRANSFORMED IN TO A 25 BED FACILITY.

SORRY, I WENT TO WORC PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND i JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND THESE LOGISTICS OR MATHEMATICS.

And the folks who run this city wonder why murders are going up...surely they jest?